April Fool's

Sex at my house has been few and far between. I do enjoy telling my hubby about my phone calls and how much sex I got during the day talking to my callers. I make him listen with his hands behind his back. He is not allowed to touch himself. I like knowing he is aroused hearing about the fun I had. I told him that he could have sex with me on Monday a week ago. He came home from work a little early. I had fixed a nice dinner and treated him with his favorite dessert. He took a shower and came into the bedroom, wrapped his arms around me and whispered in my ear, "I'm all yours". I wrapped my arms around him and whispered in his ear, "april fool's"!