April Fool's

Sex at my house has been few and far between. I do enjoy telling my hubby about my phone calls and how much sex I got during the day talking to my callers. I make him listen with his hands behind his back. He is not allowed to touch himself. I like knowing he is aroused hearing about the fun I had. I told him that he could have sex with me on Monday a week ago. He came home from work a little early. I had fixed a nice dinner and treated him with his favorite dessert. He took a shower and came into the bedroom, wrapped his arms around me and whispered in my ear, "I'm all yours". I wrapped my arms around him and whispered in his ear, "april fool's"!

Reality TV

I think I'm showing my age. I've become a reality tv potato! I even have a schedule. I watched Dancing With The Stars on Monday night, along with the new Dallas. Last night I watched Hell's Kitchen. I love Chef Ramsay. Then I turned it to Dance Moms. The jury is still out on this one as I don't care for all the arguing and screaming. I can get that from my kids. I don't want to watch it for entertainment. Tonight American Idol comes on. I used to watch it religiously but haven't in a couple of years. I may peek in and seek how it's going. The one show I know I will be watching is The Client List. That one cracks me up and is giving me ideas. I told Mazey, Piper, Ana and Kennedy that they should watch it too. It might give them a few ideas too! LOL, it will give us something to talk about in the chatroom.  We will make our own reality show! The reality is when you do a call with us, you get the best whores on the net! We will fulfill your every fantasy! Tune in to us! 

Chasity Phone Sex

Shouting out to one of my fun callers. He likes chasity phonesex. He likes to get all tied up. There's no better way to have chasity phonesex than to have your hands tied behind your back!  LOL,  I like him tied up. Then he can't touch, jerk or play! He's at my mercy. I tell him when to touch, jerk or play! Chasity means NO.  LOL, and I learned a long time ago to "just say NO"!  LOL!!

Lucky Larry

 I was on the phone and didn't realize that my neighbor Larry was at my door.  I was alone in the house so I laid down on my couch and answered calls from there. I keep my toys on my coffee table and when things get heated, I sometimes put my legs on the table so I can sit up and see what I am doing. It's fun to watch that dildo go in and out of me. I had a hotter than hot call that day and when I opened my eyes, I saw Larry standing at my sliding glass door. He saw me in the throws of a phone call.  LOL, Lucky Larry!!!

"HO"liday Time!

Can you believe the holidays are here! Whew! As you know, I have had more fun over the last 5 months than ever before....thanks to all you hot men! And the good thing about it is that now is the season to give. LOL, I am looking forward to giving you some more! It is also the season to give thanks and I sure want to thank you all for all the fun you have given me!

"Hungry", I want to thank you for the marathon call and to rub it in that I told you I had NO taboos! lol.

"Animallust", I did google pigs and you are right. Pigs do have a cock like a corkscrew! lol.

"Peepeeman", it is true that great things come in small packages! lol

Tis the season and I will be getting my "HO" on! lol

Move Over Ray --- Everybody Loves Martha!

I love this job! It is satisfying to satisfy and be satisfied! It's very nice when I get rewarded for showing a good time. "KPL", thank you, darlin, for the lovely necklace. You can rest assured now that I will not tell your dirty secret - at least, not this week! LOL, LOL, LOL.......

Never Know What You Might Get At A Yard Sale

I worked so hard last week getting my spring cleaning done - in between calls, of course. I looked forward to the breaks. I had a yard sale on Saturday. I love having yard sales. Everyone comes out for a yard sale. I had it with two of my girlfriends. We made frozen daquiris and marquiritas and worked on our tan when waiting on customers. By mid morning, we were feeling pretty good! It made it easier when asked if I would take 50 cents for a dollar item. I fail to understand why its never cheap enough at a yard sale. The funniest thing was when a lady asked if I would take less for a jacket that I had priced for $10. It was a nice, expensive jacket that I wore only twice. I thought $10 was way too cheap but I wanted to get rid of items I wasn't wearing any more. She tried on the jacket and obviously liked it. She ran her hand all down the front lapel and over the sides and remarked how pretty my jacket was. She remarked that this was in excellent condition. As she put her hand in the side pocket, she asked one more time if I would take less. As she pulled her hand out of the pocket, she also pulled out one of my vibrators I had stuffed in that pocket. LOL, I had forgotten it was there. Imagine the look on her face. Priceless!!!