Never Know What You Might Get At A Yard Sale

I worked so hard last week getting my spring cleaning done - in between calls, of course. I looked forward to the breaks. I had a yard sale on Saturday. I love having yard sales. Everyone comes out for a yard sale. I had it with two of my girlfriends. We made frozen daquiris and marquiritas and worked on our tan when waiting on customers. By mid morning, we were feeling pretty good! It made it easier when asked if I would take 50 cents for a dollar item. I fail to understand why its never cheap enough at a yard sale. The funniest thing was when a lady asked if I would take less for a jacket that I had priced for $10. It was a nice, expensive jacket that I wore only twice. I thought $10 was way too cheap but I wanted to get rid of items I wasn't wearing any more. She tried on the jacket and obviously liked it. She ran her hand all down the front lapel and over the sides and remarked how pretty my jacket was. She remarked that this was in excellent condition. As she put her hand in the side pocket, she asked one more time if I would take less. As she pulled her hand out of the pocket, she also pulled out one of my vibrators I had stuffed in that pocket. LOL, I had forgotten it was there. Imagine the look on her face. Priceless!!!

Blackmail Excitement!

I know your heart is revving up right now, B.S.S. You should be nervous. I know so much about you and your dirty little secrets. How would it make you feel if I told your little secret right here for all the world to see? I told you from the beginning that when I asked you questions, I expect true
answers. Refresh your memory. During our call last night, did you tell me all true answers? You have choices in your life. You have choices in the #fantasies you enjoy. You have choices in #phonesex.


My dear callers, I have a new use for nylons! Wrapping a silky nylon around your #cock, I can turn you into my puppet. I can make your cock dance any time I want. I can squeeze the nylon tighter til it chokes your head. I can pull it up til it stretches your balls. I call them "Martha's Marionettes".  LOL.  Isn't that right, B.S.S.? Are you getting nervous? Are you starting to sweat? Am I getting my little "marionette" excited? I am so close to telling one of your secrets!  LOL.  Stay tuned.........

I Can "Do It" Myself!

Ernie came into the www.phonesexchatroom.com a few minutes ago (without Bert, I might add), and asked me if I did "guided masturbation" calls.  I absolutely do those kind of calls. He asked if I simply tell him to "stroke, stroke, stroke"?  So to answer his question and to benefit all of you, I do not simply tell you to stroke, stroke, stroke. I go into great detail describing where to touch and how to touch. By the time you follow my instructions, your experience will be one of total pleasure, and like Ernie, you will be able to do it yourself!