"HO"liday Time!

Can you believe the holidays are here! Whew! As you know, I have had more fun over the last 5 months than ever before....thanks to all you hot men! And the good thing about it is that now is the season to give. LOL, I am looking forward to giving you some more! It is also the season to give thanks and I sure want to thank you all for all the fun you have given me!

"Hungry", I want to thank you for the marathon call and to rub it in that I told you I had NO taboos! lol.

"Animallust", I did google pigs and you are right. Pigs do have a cock like a corkscrew! lol.

"Peepeeman", it is true that great things come in small packages! lol

Tis the season and I will be getting my "HO" on! lol

Move Over Ray --- Everybody Loves Martha!

I love this job! It is satisfying to satisfy and be satisfied! It's very nice when I get rewarded for showing a good time. "KPL", thank you, darlin, for the lovely necklace. You can rest assured now that I will not tell your dirty secret - at least, not this week! LOL, LOL, LOL.......

Never Know What You Might Get At A Yard Sale

I worked so hard last week getting my spring cleaning done - in between calls, of course. I looked forward to the breaks. I had a yard sale on Saturday. I love having yard sales. Everyone comes out for a yard sale. I had it with two of my girlfriends. We made frozen daquiris and marquiritas and worked on our tan when waiting on customers. By mid morning, we were feeling pretty good! It made it easier when asked if I would take 50 cents for a dollar item. I fail to understand why its never cheap enough at a yard sale. The funniest thing was when a lady asked if I would take less for a jacket that I had priced for $10. It was a nice, expensive jacket that I wore only twice. I thought $10 was way too cheap but I wanted to get rid of items I wasn't wearing any more. She tried on the jacket and obviously liked it. She ran her hand all down the front lapel and over the sides and remarked how pretty my jacket was. She remarked that this was in excellent condition. As she put her hand in the side pocket, she asked one more time if I would take less. As she pulled her hand out of the pocket, she also pulled out one of my vibrators I had stuffed in that pocket. LOL, I had forgotten it was there. Imagine the look on her face. Priceless!!!

Blackmail Excitement!

I know your heart is revving up right now, B.S.S. You should be nervous. I know so much about you and your dirty little secrets. How would it make you feel if I told your little secret right here for all the world to see? I told you from the beginning that when I asked you questions, I expect true
answers. Refresh your memory. During our call last night, did you tell me all true answers? You have choices in your life. You have choices in the #fantasies you enjoy. You have choices in #phonesex.


My dear callers, I have a new use for nylons! Wrapping a silky nylon around your #cock, I can turn you into my puppet. I can make your cock dance any time I want. I can squeeze the nylon tighter til it chokes your head. I can pull it up til it stretches your balls. I call them "Martha's Marionettes".  LOL.  Isn't that right, B.S.S.? Are you getting nervous? Are you starting to sweat? Am I getting my little "marionette" excited? I am so close to telling one of your secrets!  LOL.  Stay tuned.........

I Can "Do It" Myself!

Ernie came into the www.phonesexchatroom.com a few minutes ago (without Bert, I might add), and asked me if I did "guided masturbation" calls.  I absolutely do those kind of calls. He asked if I simply tell him to "stroke, stroke, stroke"?  So to answer his question and to benefit all of you, I do not simply tell you to stroke, stroke, stroke. I go into great detail describing where to touch and how to touch. By the time you follow my instructions, your experience will be one of total pleasure, and like Ernie, you will be able to do it yourself!

Nothing Says Lovin Like Something From the Oven.....

Since about Christmas I have had more fun playing in the kitchen and trying to learn how to cook different meals. I have gotten into cooking shows and I never did that before. I got impatient sitting there watching them cook. Now I find myself enjoying Emeril, Cupcake Wars, Rachael Ray, and Paula Deen. I am seeing that when things get heated in the kitchen, things get hotter in the bedroom! I guess it's true what the commercial says about "nothing says lovin like something from the oven"!  Lol.

Rolling with Martha White! lol

It has been awhile since I wrote in my journal. I plan to do better this year but I have gotten into so many projects at home since the holidays. I have always cooked for my family but nothing special. Being raised in the south, I cook the usual: fried chicken, biscuits and gravy, mashed potatoes, pork chops, beans, etc. You know what I mean. Over the holidays I went to a little restaurant about 45 miles from me. It was truly a hole in the wall but the food was mouth-watering. I got home and got inspired. So I started baking and trying to cook more than just what I know how to do. I usually open a can of  pillsbury biscuits and that is what I call "my biscuits". I usually open a package of frozen rolls and that is what I call "my rolls". Not any more! I bought me some flour and started baking from scratch. I found that it is almost as much fun as having an orgasm! I had watched my own mother cook all my life but didn't have the desire to learn myself. I would rather be out on my motorcycle, at a concert, mowing the yard, working in the flowers or having sex. Having sex being the biggest hobby, desire and fun I want!


I think I must have some kind of compulsive craze because once I start something I want to continue til I feel I got it right. I cooked rolls every night for a month until I felt like I finally got the hang of it. I made biscuits from scratch, homemade rolls, banana bread, cinnamon rolls and sour dough bread. I felt like a real homemaker. I also found that I was getting into all the tv shows about food and cooking. I love watching rachael ray, paula deen, cake boss and cupcake wars. I am so inpsired that I feel I can't get it all done fast enough! They say a way to a man's heart is through his stomach! I want to find my way all the way down his body! lol. Check out my rolls. My name isn't Martha White for nothing!